Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: «Quick! My husband is back!» Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: «Shit! But I am the husband!»

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Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: «Quick! My husband is back!» Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: «Shit! But I am the husband!»
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his younger employees.
“Yes, sir.”
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
Student: I’d climb a tree.