Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: «Quick! My husband is back!» Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: «Shit! But I am the husband!»
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his younger employees. “Yes, sir.” “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on, “About an hour after you left early yesterday to go to your grandfather’s funeral, he stopped in to see you.”
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Student: I’d climb a tree. Teacher: If the lion climbs a tree? Student: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: If the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you? Student: Teacher, are you on my side or on the… Читать далее Учитель вы закого?